Dueling bloggers? Interesting concept. I reprise my role as Spike responding to Moo's comments on Glitter Glob Blog:

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M to the O to the double O O
Look out! here we come with a wooden crossbow.
Check out this mess that you've stuffed yourself into
You quote what you wrote but you don't know where you've been to

MOO MOOMOO MOOMOO MOOO MOOO
MOOMOO MOOMOO MOO MOOO

MOO MOO.

So here we go now, we're duelin away
With rhythm and rhyme, we're both tryin to stay
Getcho little buffy and show her your stake
cause this is my place, you're only a fake.

Posted by: Moo on July 13, 2002 08:21 PM

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How now brown cow, just take a hike
Cuz I'm not just a vamp, I'm the vamp named Spike
I was just here postin, I ain't been buggin ya
But if you wanna duel, I'll rip out yer jugular

Yer M to the O's are like Sweatin to the Oldies
Yer style is played, so old, it's moldy
Don't talk about stakes, or a steak you'll make
Toss you in the freezer for a cold milkshake

Moo moo moo moo moo moo moo sir
Moo moo moo moo move over loser

Posted by: spike on July 13, 2002 10:01 PM