Taking the role of Spike from Buffy the Vampire Slayer, I posted some comments on Glitter Glob Blog:

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Re: the ending to your poem...

She met a strange man named Spike
Who had a serious aversion to daylight
Not to be trite
He gave her a love bite
Now she only hugs trees at night

Posted by spike at July 12, 2002 01:21 PM

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And so the terror ensued...
Saved trees while people she chewed
One day while she ate
There was an unrecycled plate
And she thought to herself, "How rude!"

Posted by spike at July 12, 2002 01:28 PM

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Katrina the Vampire's Haiku

Saving the planet
Increases population.
More for me to eat.

Posted by spike at July 12, 2002 01:33 PM

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Hear the tale of Katrina the Undead.
Her thumb was green, her eyes, blood-red.
Sucking the blood of vegetarians and vegans,
Blood of a meat-eater would cause her to weaken.
As she made her nightly prowl
She heard a sound that made her scowl.
"Could that be an aerosol spray?"
She asked as she observed her prey.
She leaped into action to make him atone
For all the lost atmospheric ozone.
In one quick movement his life she stole
Then shed a tear for the ozone hole.
She took away his evil can
And said, "He won't do that again."

Posted by spike at July 12, 2002 01:58 PM