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Monday, May 24, 2004

about 95% of the hits on my blog are based on searches using "sex" & "poetry"
so in a cheesy effort to satisfy you horny bastards
and to try to get a gmail account
here goes

*****
"sex poetry"
by tofuji

man, oh man
what a woman
whoa, man!
not a woman
but a man
damn, man

it's a she-male
not a female
the kind that fills my mailbox
in the spam email
so please someone
hook me up with some gmail

*****
thank you, thank you
a standing ovation is not necessary

enjoy that little gender bending trip?
well, hook me up with a gmail account anyway

2 Comments:

At 12:12 PM, Conroy said...

any results from your gmailing quest?
perhaps you should write about growing large breasts,
in case you are wrong about what people mean,
(when searching for "sex" they might not mean the gene)

if number of viewings is all you require,
i'll insert some keywords so you'll be ranked higher:
pornos and poems and teenage temptation!
hot sexy teens, and their moans and vibrations.

i hope this will help make the search results grow,
so gmail accounts for you they will bestow.

 
At 8:56 AM, tofuji said...

i've got gmail now,
yay for me!
no thanks to my lame
poetry

one for myself,
one for my fiancee
thanks to two people's
generosity

 

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