An excerpt from Flooble's Instant Poetry Page
(I reprise my role as Triumph, the Insult Comic Dog)

anonymous: it is to laugh
anonymous: to only get half
anonymous: the respect given
anonymous: it is to cry
anonymous: to just get by
anonymous: on the scraps tossed aside
triumph: You get no respect.
triumph: Just deal and move on.
triumph: Those scraps are good enough
triumph: For me to poop on!

Girl, all guys are horny.
Some more than others.
He either wants to bang you,
Or bang one of your brothers!

Went to a party
To get my groove on.
What a wonderful party
For me to poop on!

Triumph Rules!
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Two fools posted the first two lines on Flooble's Instant Poetry Page, so I continued it and this is what came out.

to be or not to be
that is the question
whether tis nobler in the minds of men
to pretend you know shakespeare when
all the books you've ever read
have "happily ever after" in the end.